Hey there, don't look now
but there's something in your teeth
it looks like it's left over from the casserole you ate
oh no it's pretty stuck, but you should remain calm

I'll try and pry it out with a chisel and some pliers
hey man, don't look scared; I'm just trying to help you
next time when you're chewing, avoid your two front teeth
or keep a spool of floss hidden in your pocket

I think it's almost out
this is way worse than a splinter