There's this kid in my life named Sam King
I guess he thinks he knows everything
All he does is listen to that AC/DC junk
I'll show him some REAL funk

[Chorus]
Sam
Are you crazy?
Sam
Are you crazy?

Dude I think you are
You ain't goin nowhere fast!
Who do you think you are?
Wearin' those jeans that make you look like a girl

[Chorus x2]

You need to stop listenin' to AC/DC
Oh, please, please, please
Would you do that for me?
What's Jesus gonna think when you two meet?

[Chorus x2]