Yeh, it's sad, believe me, missy
When you're born to be a sissy
Without the vim and nerve
But I could show my prowess, be a lion not a mou-ess
If I only had the nerve

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
A fate I don't deserve

I'd be brave as a blizzard
I'd be gentle as a lizard
I'd be clever as a gizzard

If the wizard is a wizard who will serve
Then I'm sure to get a brain
A heart
A home
The nerve