F


[Verse]
 F             Gm          Am              B
Apart from the grommet cog adjacent to the jack
        F           Gm               Am              B
and the left handed mangle wheel protruding from the back
       C              F                C                 F
if you bought it in a shop it would be cheap at half the price 

      B
for a phonographic, grammophonic, record playing, womble sonic 
F                C             F
sound bearing contrivance or device. 


[Chorus]
        C             F               B          F
when he turned on the power there was music everywhere
B                  F             Ab               B
it came out of the funnel and it flew through the air
       C              F             B               F
as the record turned around we were captured by the sound
        A      F
til the needle stuck  x4


F


[Verse]
   F         Gm             Am              B
If tobermory hadn’t been so clever with his paws
         F            Gm           Am             B
he could never have invented it or fitted it with drawers
       C            F             C               F
it was put together carefully and painted red and green
     B
this phonographic, grammophonic, record playing, womble sonic, 
F                C           F
sound bearing contrivance or machine.


[Chorus]
        C             F               B          F
when he turned on the power there was music everywhere
B                  F             Ab               B
it came out of the funnel and it flew through the air
       C              F     
as the record turned around
        B               F
we were captured by the sound
        A     F
Til the music stopped 
getting slower and slower and slower and slower
and faster and faster and faster and faster


F

[Verse]
       F                Gm              Am        B
he was proud of all his efforts and his audio techniques
   F                 Gm             Am           B
he studied books and everything for days or even weeks
    C              F                 C           F
the sprocket laden in the spring had only broken twice
          B
which was good for a grammophonic, record playing, womble sonic 
F                C           F
sound bearing contrivance or device.


[Chorus]
        C             F               B          F
when he turned on the power there was music everywhere
B                  F             Ab               B
it came out of the funnel and it flew through the air
       C              F     
as the record turned around
        B               F
we were captured by the sound
        A      F
til the spring broke

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classical interlude
END