Ala ala ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Barnacle boy, ayy, ayy

Mermaid man, barnacle boy, barnacle boy
Mermaid man, mermaid man, barnacle boy
Mermaid man, mermaid man, barnacle boy (mermaid man)
Mermaid man and barnacle boy (mermaid man, barnacle boy)
Mermaid man and barnacle boy (and barnacle boy)
Mermaid man and barnacle boy (and barnacle boy, o-o-oy)
Mermaid man and barnacle boy (and barnacle boy)
Mermaid man and barnacle boy

You know we gotta keep the barnacles too
With your barnacle pointing at you
You know that I’ma get my chool
Told you, it’s barnacle too
'Cause you know that’s what we do
Mermaid man and barnacle coo

Mermaid man, barnacle boy, barnacle boy
Mermaid man, mermaid man, barnacle boy
Mermaid man, mermaid man, barnacle boy (mermaid man)
Mermaid man and barnacle boy (mermaid man, barnacle boy)
Mermaid man and barnacle boy (and barnacle boy)
Mermaid man and barnacle boy (and barnacle boy, o- o- oy)
Mermaid man and barnacle boy (and barnacle boy)
Mermaid man and barnacle boy

Barnacle boy- oy- oy- oy- oy- oy- oy- oy-
Ololololololololololololo