G D G [Verse 1] G Well my daddy was a saint G My momma was a sinner D Papaw was an old freight train [Verse 2] D Well my uncle liked huntin' and the other liked fishin' G Lord and my aunts nearly drove em insane G Yeah my brothers a hero G My sisters an angel C And I never meant to cause em no pain G Yes and I am a drinker and I'm also a thinker D D7 G And I think that's a damn crying shame [Chorus] N.C. G Just like it's a shame to see a woman G Who's white trash and pretty D It's a shame to see a truck that don't run D It's a shame that I'm so rich when I ain't got no money D7 G It's a shame I ain't having no fun G G7 It's a shame I ain't sitting up on some barstool C It's a shame that I'm going through hell C It's a shame I've been drinking G And it's a shamе I've been thinking D D7 G But I'm bored so I might as well sing G D G Yodеl-lay-he yodel-lay-he yodel-lay-he [Verse 3] G Well my dog ate my loveseat G My cars a lemon D I've got two left feet and no thumbs D I'm unambidextrous I'm uncoordinated G I'd count my blessings if I had some G Or at least that's the way it feels G On them old dreary days C Rain falling down from the sky G I'll give you these last parting words of my wisdom D D7 G They ain't much but I reckon I oughta try [Chorus] N.C. G To tell y'all that it's a shame to see a woman G Who's white trash and pretty D It's a shame to see a truck that won't run It's a shame that I'm so rich when I ain't got no money G It's a shame I ain't having no fun G7 It's a shame I ain't sitting up on some barstool C It's a shame that I'm going through hell It's a shame I've been drinking G And it's a shame I've been thinking D D7 G But I'm bored so I might as well sing G D G Yodel-lay-he yodel-lay-he yodel-lay-he