He's just a newfie boy
living in a newfie world
he's just a newfie boy
living in a newfie world

is that a toupe on his head
looks like a second rate version
of a comb over only with
a little less hair on the top
oh karen loves him so
but his hat's on and she don't know

(toupe)
humping with a hair piece
(toupe)
f**king with a wig
(toupe)
little does she know he's bald

newfie
newfie world
newfie
newfie world