E
        Ran my Chevy through the car wash

        Threw the beers cans out

        Emptied all the ash trays

        Cleaned a little house
                A
        Got my Allman Brothers cassettes

        Stacked up on the dash
                  B
        Got some jack back in the trunk
                            E
        And a tank full of gas


Verse 2:
          E
        Stopped and bought some roses

        To sweep you off your feet

        Yes i'm going for the limit,girl

        I'm gettin' in the real deep
              A
        Dusted off my Dingos

        Got my Levis pressed
                B
        Gonna break into your heart
                               E
        And steal what i love best


Chorus:
             E
        Yes i'm armed and dangerous
          D              A               E
        Woman you've made me a desperate man

        Armed and dangerous
          D              A           E
        Comin' for your lovin' yes i am


Verse 3:
          E
        Take a ride out in the country

        Where the grass is tall and cool

        And do some barefoot dancin'

        How's that sound to you
                 A
        And i've got some other things

        That i might suggest
                  B
        But if i put them on this record
                        E
        I'd be under arrest