Riff 1                          Riff 2
E|------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--5---5---4---4-----------------10--10--10--9---9-----------|
A|--5---5---4---4-----------------10--10--10--9---9-----------|
E|--3---3---2---2-----------------8---8---8---7---7-----------|

Play *Riff 1* 4x

        Groon is the man
        He's from Japan
        Got a dark tan
        Eat *&%**&(&()&

        You may dislike Groon  (Riff 2)
        What can be done       (Riff 1)
        He's coming real soon  (Riff 2)
        Ruining your fun       (Riff 1)

*Riff 1* 4x

        All chicks beware
        He's a real scare
        Not quite aware
        No facial hair

        Groon majors in art     (Riff 2)
        What a mistake          (Riff 1)
        Breaks every girl's heart (Riff 2)
        Groon takes the cake     (Riff 1)

Outro:
E|----------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------|
D|----------------------------------|
A|-----4///9---------5///10---------|
E|-0---2///7-----0---3///8----------| Repeat a few times