She asked: What's your sign?
Don't tell me
Wait, can you guess mine?
That's priceless! You're a Leo
Beg for attention
Did I mention I'm an Aries?
I'm so chill it's almost scary
I'm so thrilled we met in Lapooh Bell
It's going well
But the Scientologists are all around us
Oh my God, they fucking found us
Toss the pamphlet on the ground and turn and whisper
Almost kissed her and said

I left my car back home
I wanna go to yours
Is your roommate there?
Do you even care?
And we're only young a moment
In our twenties, then it's over
Is your roommate there?
Do you even care?

She grew up
In an A-frame sort of bedroom
She still wears the family heirloom
Instead of showing me
She leans across the table, I can smell her
So bewitched I almost tell her
So enamored that
I show my cards and break my rules
And fall apart, and lose my cool

I left my car back home
I wanna go to yours
Is your roommate there?
Do you even care?
And we're only young a moment
In our twenties, then it's over
Is your roommate there?
Do you even care?

I left my car back home
I wanna go to yours
Is your roommate there?
Do you even care?
And we're only young a moment
In our twenties, then it's over
Is your roommate there?
Do you even care?

I left my car back home
I wanna go to yours
Is your roommate there?
Do you even care?
And we're only young a moment
In our twenties, then it's over
Is your roommate there?
Do you even care?

Do you want me in your memories?
Do you want me in your bed?
Do you want me in your memories?
Do you want me in your bed?