We gathered 'round in my mom’s basement
Candles lit a homemade enchantment
Susie's ouija board a touch of excitement
Summoning spirits, oops, the enlightenment

Séance gone psycho!
Ghosts in the foyer!
Poltergeists party!
Demons in disarray!
They’re all still haunting!
Since that fateful day!
Séance gone psycho!
Can’t get away!

Aahh!

The planchette moved with a will of its own
Beelzebub called on a rotary phone
Spirits emerged, gave a spine-chilling groan
Now I share my room with a ghost named joan

Séance gone psycho!
Ghosts in the foyer!
Poltergeists party!
Demons in disarray!
They’re all still haunting!
Since that fateful day!
Séance gone psycho!
Can’t get away!

They watch Netflix, fight for the remote
Possess my fridge, steal my root beer float
Cursed my laundry, now my clothes gloat
These spectral squatters, my life they bloat

Ghosts aren’t for keeps, they drive you insane
Or be forever haunted, in an endless chain

Aahh!