Right hand lady
I'm rolling up to meet her
And trading her for favours
Simmer down and taste her

Can I be your right
Can I be your right hand
Can I be your right
Can I be your right hand man?

Takes a blue serge sailor
To keep looking out forever
Sitting toying with a razor
And cutting down angels

Can I be your right
Can I be your right hand
Can I be your right
Can I be your right hand man?

Like a red-eyed saviour
I've been working up a taste for
Kicking over tables
It's written round my halo

Can I be your right
Can I be your right hand
Can I be your right
Can I be your right hand man?

Can I be your right
Can I be your right hand
Can I be your right
Can I be your right hand man?