Intro: [ A E B (4x) F#  AB E  G A (2x) ]

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We're a happy family
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We're a happy family
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We're a happy family
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Me mom and daddy.    (2x)

Sitting here in Queens
Eating refried beans
We're in all the magazines
Gulpin' down thorazines.
We ain't got no friends
Our troubles never end
No Christmas cards to send
Daddy likes men.

[ A E B (4x) F#  A B E  G A (2x) ]

Daddy's telling lies
Baby's eating flies
Mommy's on pills
aby's got the chills.
I'm friends with the President
I'm friends with the Pope
We're all making a fortune
Selling Daddy's dope.
Sitting here in Queens...
We ain't got no friends...

[ A E B (4x) F#  AB E  G A (2x) ]

We're a happy family...  E