Well, darling, you said you need a little tuneup
Let me handle that for you

Pulled up in your dirty old F-150
Big old tires, sipping that whiskey
Pop that hood you said you're running low
I said: Slide on over. I'll check your flow
Now I ain't here to get your lug nuts tight
Lean back, relax, I'm about to drive

Put my lipstick on your dipstick, sugar
Twist it, lick it, kiss it good
We're lubing up that engine slow
'Cause you've been hauling quite the load
We'll grind that shaft unitl it smokes
And don't you worry, I won't choke
You're running low and that's just wrong
So baby it's time I topped you off

You're overdue for a full service cowboy
We might be here all day

Pull it out slow, check that fluid
Slide it back in, let's get to it
Shift that stick, twist these hips
Flood my engine and make me drip

I'm gripping on your dipstick, suggar
Shine my headlights on your hood
We're lubing up that engine slow
'Cause you've been hauling quite the load
We're going fast
That rubber's burnng
Listen to that engine purring
Anytime you need some love
Just come back here, I'll tune you up

Put my lipstick on your dipstick, sugar
Twist it, lick it, kiss it good
We're lubing up that engine slow
And boy it's time to dump that load
I'm shifiting on your dipstick, sugar
Bouncing headlights on your hood
You're running low and that's just wrong
So baby it's time I topped you off

You be safe driving these backroads now