[Intro] Bb5 F5 D5 C5 Bb5 F5 D5 C5 E|---------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------| D|-3--x-x--3--x-x---3~~~--3--x-x---------------------------| A|-1--x-x--3--x-x---5~~~--3--x-x---------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------| [Primera Parte] Bb5 F5 Crossed the street D5 C5 Naked at night Bb5 F5 D5 Bent over to show C5 Some moonlight Bb5 F5 Pulled out some beer D5 C5 And I gulped it down Bb5 F5 Nude in a gutter is D5 C5 How I was found Bb5 F5 D5 C5 E|----------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------| G|----3~~~-------2~~~--------------3~~~----------2~~~-------| D|-------3~~~--------3~~~--------------3~~~----------3~~~---| A|-1~~~------3~~~--------0~~~--5~~~----------3~~~--------3~-| E|----------------------------------------------------------| Bb5 F5 Thrown in a police car D5 C5 And the door slammed Bb5 F5 No noise just silence D5 As I screamed my C5 Bb5 Dick was jammed F5 D5 Now in prison for one C5 Month no one to Bb5 F5 See all I got is D5 C5 This guy Ben Dover [Estribillo] Bb5 F5 Don't like hesh don't like rap Kicked ol' Sally cause she's Eb5 F5 Fat I'm a jerk I'm a punk Bb5 Took a shower cause I stunk F5 Smoked a bong killed a cat Eb5 Had my nuts attacked by rats F5 Dad got nude I wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs [Interludio] Bb5 F5 Eb5 F5 E|---------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------| G|-3-3--2-2-2----------------------3-3-3-2-2-2---5-3-2-3-5-| D|--------------5-5-5--3-3-3-3-3---------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------| Bb5 F5 Eb5 F5 Bb5 E|---------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------| G|-3-3--2-2-2-------------------3-3-3-2-2-2--5-3-2-3-5---3-| D|--------------5-5-5--3-3-3-3---------------------------3-| A|-------------------------------------------------------1-| E|---------------------------------------------------------| ( Bb5 F5 D5 C5 ) ( Bb5 F5 D5 C5 ) [Segunda Parte] Bb5 F5 D5 C5 Went to a farm to tip some cows Bb5 F5 D5 C5 Forgot that I left my pants down Bb5 F5 D5 C5 Bent over to pick them up Bb5 F5 D5 Felt a twelve gauge right C5 Bb5 In my hum didi hum F5 The famer took me D5 C5 To his house Bb5 F5 Showed me the closet D5 C5 From the inside out Bb5 F5 The police came D5 C5 And took me away Bb5 F5 Saw Ben Dover again D5 C5 And he's still gay [Estribillo] Bb5 F5 Don't like hesh don't like rap Kicked ol' Sally cause she's Eb5 F5 Fat I'm a jerk I'm a punk Bb5 Took a shower cause I stunk F5 Smoked a bong killed a cat Eb5 Had my nuts attacked by rats F5 Dad got nude I wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs [Interludio] Bb5 F5 Eb5 F5 E|---------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------| G|-3-3--2-2-2----------------------3-3-3-2-2-2---5-3-2-3-5-| D|--------------5-5-5--3-3-3-3-3---------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------| Bb5 F5 Eb5 F5 E|---------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------| G|-3-3--2-2-2-------------------3-3-3-2-2-2--5-3-2-3-5-----| D|--------------5-5-5--3-3-3-3-----------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------| Bb5 F5 Eb5 F5 E|---------------------------------------------------------| B|-------6-------------------------------------------------| G|-7--8-----8--7--8-7-5---7-7--5--7-8--8-7-5-7--5-3-5------| D|---------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------| Bb5 F5 Eb5 F5 E|---------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------| G|-3-3-3--2-2-0--3--2--2--3-2-0----------------------------| D|--------------------------------0--0-1--1-1--3--1-1--0---| A|-------------------------------------------------------1-| E|---------------------------------------------------------| Bb5 F5 D5 C5 (2x) [Estribillo] Bb5 F5 Don't like hesh don't like rap Kicked ol' Sally cause she's Eb5 F5 Fat I'm a jerk I'm a punk Bb5 Took a shower cause I stunk F5 Smoked a bong killed a cat Eb5 Had my nuts attacked by rats F5 Dad got nude I wore a thong For a hobby I make bombs [Tab - Final] E|---------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------| A|------------------------------7~~~~----------------------| E|-0~~~~--2~~~~------0h7p0--6p5----------------------------|