The weekend is back
But so is he
Head to the floodlights
See the fraternity
They're waiting
I hear them up in the north
Down in the south
And all that is spewing
Spewing out of his mouth is

Entertain me
Entertain me
Entertain me
Entertain me

At his and hers dating
Bored minds agree
Requirements to be stated
And replies awaited
She wants a loose fit
He wants Instant Whip
Guesstimates her arrival
Will she want it really badly?

Entertain me
Entertain me
Entertain me
Entertain me

Entertain me
Entertain me
Entertain me
Entertain me

A car, a house, both in a street
The boredom of a sober week
The weekend's here, hip-hip-hooray
To make the blues just go away

Entertain me (a car, a house, both in a street)
Entertain me (the boredom of a sober week)
Entertain me (the weekend's here, hip-hip-hooray)
Entertain me (to make the blues just go away)

Entertain me (a car, a house, both in a street)
Entertain me (the boredom of a sober week)
Entertain me (the weekend's here, hip-hip-hooray)
Entertain me (to make the blues just go away)

Entertain me
Entertain me
Entertain me
Entertain