[Intro]

 C                     Em    G
Okay is it rolling...? Okay

[Pre-Estribillo]

G
Yeah
C
Grab my terryfold flaps
Em
Grab my flappy folds
G
Grab my terryfolds
G
Grab my foldy flaps

[Puente]

C
Hey, touch my foldy flaps
Em
Grab my terryfolds
G
Grab my foldy holds
G
Grab my terry flaps
C
In my terryfolds
Em
Grab my terry flaps
G
You gotta touch 'em... my terryfolds

[Estribillo]

C
Grab my terryfolds
Em
Touch my holdy flaps
G
Take a big flap
G
Take my foldy flaps (aaah)
C
My terryfolds (aaah)
Em
My foldy holds (oooh)
G
And my terry flaps

Gotta grab my terry flaps

C
Grab my terry flaps
Em
Squeeze my holdy folds
G
Hold my goldy folds
G
Grab my foldy tolds
C
Grab my terry flap holds
Em
Grab my terryfolds
G
Hold my foldy folds
G
Hold my terryfolds

[Primera Parte]

C                                   Em
Hey, did you ever wanna hold a terryfold?

I got one right here (here)
G
Grab my terry flap
           G
Squeeze it, grab it, squeeze and tug on my terry flap
C                            Em
Hey, I wanna take you to the terryfold dance

Wanna come with me?
G
You can grab my holdy folds

Squeeze them tight, you son of a bitch!
C
Suck my holdy flappy folds
Em
Lick my flappy foldy holds
G
My terry flaps in your mouth
G
Suck my flaps you piece of shit!

[Puente]

C
Fuck you (fuck you)
                      Em
You stupid dumb motherfucking bitch (aaah aaah)
     G
Hey, grab my terry flaps
     G
Gonna eat those toldy folds

[Segunda Parte]

C
I gotta couple of terryfold flaps
Em
I got a flappy foldy flap
G
I'm gonna go take you to food
G                                            C
Gonna eat, then we're going to the terryfold dance (dance)

You and me
Em
We're gonna go to the terryfold place
G
It's gonna be a night out
G
Gonna have a real fancy time

Hoo!

Um, I don't know, should I do it again?