I was
Working hard at a New York job
Making dough but it made me blue
One day I was crying a lot
And so I decided to move to

West Covina, California
Brand-new pals and new career
It happens to be where Josh lives
But that’s not why I'm here!

[Backup singers]
She’s the crazy ex-girlfriend!

[Rebecca]
What? No, I'm not

[Backup singers]
She’s the crazy ex-girlfriend!

[Rebecca]
That’s a sexist term!

[Backup singers]
She’s the crazy ex-girlfriend!

[Rebecca]
Can you guys stop singing for just a second?

[Backup singers]
She's so broken inside!

[Rebecca]
The situation is a lot more nuanced than that

[Backup singers]
C-r-a-z-y!

[Rebecca]
Okay! We get it!

[Backup singers]
Crazy ex-girlfriend!