Fred
He's a 6 year old brat
He's got a voice to match
Not anyone can do that

"Hey it's dave"

Fred
Da-da-da-dont you love the internet
Just as much as your fans
Love the kindergarten

Fred you're driving me crazy just like a million other kids
Brainwashed and unhappy
But that's okay because you're so cool

Friday night
I was chillin at the mall
At my favorite gothic shop
That's when my heart stopped

Fred
Oh mother hackin Fred
Am I going insane or am I the only one whos sane?

Fred you're driving me crazy
Just like a ba-jillion other kids
Brainwashed and unhappy
Is this supposed to be funny? Do you find this funny? Am I supposed to find this funny?
This isn't funny

Fred
He's a 6 year old brat
And he won't stop at that
Until he takes over the world