G5                       C5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
G5                                        D5
'Cause he doesn't have to get his f*ckin' gland in
G5
He's got no trouble with the fillies
C5
Looks a little bit like (hey!) Bruce Willis
G5         D5            G5     C5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin

[Verse 2]
G5                       C5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin
          G5                              D5
'cause he doesn't have to get his f*ckin' gland in
G5
If I could pull like him I would
C5
But I just end up pulling my pud
G5         D5            G5
I wanna be Erik Sandin's standin