B                 F#
I'm in love with a girl I hate
         G#m            E
She enjoys pointing out every bad thing about me
B                 F#
I'm in love with a critic and a skeptic, a traitor
I'd trade her in a second

(add-lib) B  F#  G#m   E

B                F#
She's a backseat driver
A drama provider
    G#m                  E
An instant update of the world
B                F#
She's a first-class liar
A constant forgetter
    G#m                  E
She's attractive but bitter

B                                 F#
Did you scream enough to make her cry?
It's a turn around
Turn around
              G#m
Baby, don't return to me
        E
If you think that I'm not worth your time

B
She's a lady
     F#       G#m        E
And ladies shouldn't be messed with
B
She's a lady
     F#       G#m                   E
And ladies shouldn't be messed with

Take off your shoes
Come in the room
And baby, let's try not to argue
Turn out the lights
Turn on the radio
How can we fight when I'm too busy loving you?
I'm too busy loving you
I'm too busy loving you

Did you scream enough to make her cry?
It's a turn around
Turn around
Baby, don't return to me
If you think that I'm not worth your time

She's a lady
And ladies shouldn't be messed with
She's a lady
And ladies shouldn't be messed with