D
Find her finer, sneak up behind her
D
Wrapped like a mummy till you finally unwind her
G7
Find her blinder, see who designed her
D                                          Em7  Bm7  F#m7
Act like a dummy till you finally grind her

A7 G#7 G7


[Verse 1]
G7
If you should see a girl on the street
G7
Now maybe you might think she is sweet
D                D7
But if you wanna tickle her treat
           D
Now really what should you do?

A7      G#7     G7 G7
Rat-tat-tat-tat ta-da!

G7
Don't never let her know you are smart
G7
The universe is nowhere to start
D                 D7
You gotta play it straight from the heart
            D
She gwine renunciate you

That's why you gotta


[Chorus]
G7
Find her finer, sneak up behind her
D
Wrapped like a mummy till you finally unwind her
G7
Find her blinder, see who designed her
D                                          Em7  Bm7  F#m7
Act like a dummy till you finally grind her

A7 G#7 G7


[Verse 2]
G7
Now maybe you might think this is crude
G7
And maybe you might think I am rude
D                D7
And maybe this approach I have spewed
           D
Is not the one for you

A7      G#7     G7 G7
Rat-tat-tat-tat ta-da!

G7
But believe me later on you'll find
G7
As you impress her with your mind
D                      D7
That you would just be left behind
      D
For a wiser fool

So you might as well


[Chorus]
G7
Find her finer, sneak up behind her
D
Wrapped like a mummy till you finally unwind her
G7
Find her blinder, see who designed her
D                         D7
Act like a dummy till you finally grind her