G               D 
If you got a Cadillac boy 
                G 
and a 40 room shack boy 
                   D 
A bucket full of money 
                     G 
and a tree full of honey 
                         C 
but if your gettin' no huggin' 
                    G 
no smoochin' or a muggin' 
               D 
If you ain't lovin' 
                 G 
than you ain't livin' 
                        D 
If you're ridin' on a gravy train 
                          G 
instead of walkin' down lover's lane 
                D 
You can't make hay boy 
                            G 
cause your goin' the wrong way boy 
                         C 
You gotta get a little honey 
                   G 
it's better than money 
               D 
If you ain't lovin' 
                 G 
than you ain't livin' 

C G D G 
                    D 
If they call you a big man 
                         G 
cause you got a lot of bottom land 
                         D 
If you're kin to the President 
                             G 
and ya get help from the Government 
                          C 
but if your gettin' no attention 
                          G 
you're better off on a pension 
               D 
If you ain't lovin' 
                 G 
then you ain't livin' 

D C G 
                        D 
If you got a string of long cards 
                       G 
and your smokin' them four-bit cigars 
              D 
you ain't so well to do 
                          G 
unless you get a little coochy-coo 
                           C 
it takes a little bit of smackin' 
                G 
or your lifes lackin' 
               D 
If you ain't lovin' 
                 G 
than you ain't livin'