E
We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee
                               B7
We don't take those trips on LSD
We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street
                                E
We like living right, and being free.

E
We don't make no party out of loving
                                   B7
We like holding hands and pitching woo
We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy
                                      E
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do.

[Chorus]
        E
And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
                                      B7
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse
                                                 E
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all.

        F
Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear
                                 C
Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen
Football's still the roughest thing on campus
                                             F
And the kids there still respect the college dean.

[Chorus 2]
        F
And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee
                                      C
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse
                                                 F
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all
C
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse
                                                  F
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all
      C         F
In Muskogee U.S.A.