Joined a new-new-new dating app today
Prayin' for lo-lo-love to come my way

First one named blade
Who's mentally crazed
Said he wants to lie in a grave

Then a mat-mat-match popped up real sweet
A purple girl with a hard-to-pronounce name
Said if you touch me, you're totally dead
But I'm sure I'm well alive

Oh Kafka ghosted me
Left a kiss and a therapy fee
Now I cry each time I hear violins scream

Oh, swiped on aventurine, offered me a loan at risk
Said his love's a roulette wheel
I said sorry, sir, I can not feel

Oh, terms and breaks apply, swipe to say goodbye
Heartbreaks or red flags wherever I go by

So don't date here, please please beware
Love is a war and fate is not fair
So don't date here, please please beware
Love is a war and fate is not fair
So don't date here, please beware
Love is a war and fate is not fair

So don't date here, please please beware
Fine, just one more swipe

Oh swiped on firefly, she's a love-at-first-sight
Her mecha's built to fight
But this love is a fatal plight

Oh terms and breaks apply, swipe to say goodbye
Heartbreaks or red flags wherever I go by

Oh' swiped on a holy priest, took me to a holy feast
This Sunday boy is a moody mess
Lost himself in some holy distress

Oh terms and breaks apply, swipe to say goodbye
Heartbreaks or red flags wherever I go by

Got a ping-ping-ping from Mydei's page
Bio sai-sai-said: I'm wrath, and rage
Took me to a lava pit
Said it's still kinda lit
Guess he's not my best fit

Joined a new-new-new dating app today
Prayin' for lo-lo-love to come my way

Got a match with a knight
His armor shine so bright
This one I will give it a try