E|-----------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------7--7-7--7-7-7---------------5--5-5--5-5-5--|
D|--8--8-8--8-8-8-7--7-7--7-7-7-5--5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5--5-5-5--|
A|--8--8-8--8-8-8-5--5-5--5-5-5-5--5-5--5-5-5-3--3-3--3-3-3--|
E|--6--6-6--6-6-6---------------3--3-3--3-3-3----------------| Play x 4

Bridge Riff
E|-------1-1-1-1-|
B|---------------|
G|---------------|
D|--3~-----------|
A|--3~-----------|
E|--1~-----------| Play x 4

Chorus Riff
Pull out his eyes and apologise!
E|---------------------------|--------------------------|
B|---------------------------|--------------------------|
G|---------------------------|--------------------------|
D|-3--x-6--6-x--8--8-8--8--8-|--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--|
A|-3--x-6--6-x--8--8-8--8--8-|--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--8--|
E|-1--x-4--4-x--6--6-6--5--6-|--6--5--6--5--6--5--6--5--| Play x 2
  x 3                         x 1 (don't play second time around on first Chorus)

Then play Verse Riff x 4
Then play Bridge Riff x 4
Then play Chorus Riff x 2

Break Riff
He can't take it all in...
E|----1-1--1-x-x----5-5--5-x-x----3-3--3-x-x----3-3--3-x-x--|
B|----3-3--3-x-x----6-6--6-x-x----3-3--3-x-x----5-5--5-x-x--|
G|----3-3--3-x-x----7-7--7-x-x----4-4--4-x-x----5-5--5-x-x--|
D|-3--3-3--3-x-x-7--7-7--7-x-x----5-5--5-x-x-5--5-5--5-x-x--|
A|-1--1-1--1-x-x-5--5-5--5-x-x-5--5-5--5-x-x-3--3-3--3-x-x--|
E|-----------------------------3--3-3--3-x-x----------------| Play x 2

Then play Verse Riff x 4
Then play Bridge Riff x 4
End on (just random pickscrapes after the chord):
E|--3~--|
B|--3~--|
G|--1~--|