If my mom knew she'd want to have a word with you
On the train ride up to cambridge
She's always asking me what your life is panning out to be
As if i saw you more then she sees me

So i'll tell her about your cat
Your thousands of dollars in debt
And your plans to move back home

I'll take the time to explain our shows
The spy school and costumes
But i'll leave out the hang out of you and me