Hush hush hush
Blush blush blush
You are now my big fat crush

I'm single as I can be
You're single perfect for me
I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why you should date me

Reason number one: I'm super hot
Reason number two: She's super not
Reason number three: I'm all you got
And all you got is someone hot

Boy check my resume
You want a background check? Okay
First name hot and last name bitch

Wanna get with me? Now, that's the sitch'
You think I'm trash? Hell no, I'm class
And I got a big fat ass
And all I gotta say is

Please date me because I'm single
S-I-N-G-L-E, love me
And hug me, and touch me
And, well, fuck me

Boy, you think love is a game
And it drives me really insane
Well, I'm gonna give you a few more reasons why you should date me
Reason number four: I got cute brows
You don't see it? I don't know how
Reason number five: I got more personality than all your types
Walking down the street and I see a pretty fella
I said: Hey, can you be the Troye to my Gabriella?

Ah

La, la, la love me
Your love is my drug, can't you see?
I love you, why don't you love me?
Invisible to everybody
I'm sick and tired of this shit
I just want a relationship
And all I gotta say is

Please date me because I'm single
S-I-N-G-L-E, love me
And hug me, and touch me
And, well, no

Hold up, wait a minute
You think I'm just a toy?
Well, you are just a boy
And your love is a decoy
I really think you need some help
'Cause now I'm taken by myself
And I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why I lo-ove me
Reason number one: I'm super hot
Reason number two: You're super not
Reason number three: I'm all I got and all I got is someone hot

Boy, check your resume
You want a background check? Okay
First name No and last name Thanks
Wanna get with me? You lost your place
You think you own everyone
I don't belong to anyone
And all I gotta say is

I love me because I'm single
S-I-N-G-L-E love me
And hug me, and touch me
And, well, fuck you