Hush hush hush
Blush blush blush
You are now my big fat crush!

I'm single as I can be,
You're single perfect for me!
I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why you should date me

Reason number one: I'm super hot
Reason number two: she's super not
Reason number three: I'm all you got
And all you got is someone hot

Boy check my resume
You want a background check? Okay!
First name hot and last name bitch