Here's a gold medal for your issues if it makes you feel better baby
Does it feel better baby?
Mental gymnastics like an athlete, you know I gotta give you first place
Fucking first place

So, congratulations for being a victim
Be the highest on the podium
But I don't care who's been training harder
I'm on your team so why are you competing?

T-t-t-trauma olympics, racing to the drama
T-t-t-trauma
T-t-t-trauma
Here's a trophy, show it to your mother
T-t-t-trauma

I don't give a fuck if you throw a punch
Everyone's been through some shit
Figure skating on thin ice
Figure how to make the shoe fit
Bronze, silver, gold, pick your prize
While I'm running from you for miles
Be a good sport but competing works its way into the game of life

And I don't care who's more of the victim
Don't you know everyone's been through shit?
Don't care who's been training harder
I'm on your team so why are you competing?

T-t-t-trauma olympics racing to the drama
T-t-t-trauma
Here's a trophy, show it to your mama
T-t-t-trauma