Bb            F    Bb       F
Pity the poor man, pity the sad man
Bb       F                       Bb        F
Pity the green man, who couldn't afford to orgy
Bb       F          Bb       F
Pity the policeman, pity the snowman
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Pity the woman, who couldn't afford to orgy

Good for the postman, good for the con man
Good for the milkman, they can afford to orgy
Good for the butcher, good for the astronaut
Good for the curate, they can afford to orgy

If it's a problem, getting together
Leave it alone, it's the easiest way
Great while it lasts, but it don't last forever
Nothing like living real dangerously

Sorry to hear it, sorry to see it 
Sorry to mention they couldn't afford to orgy
Seems such a bother, one thing or another
Tempting and teasing, just want an orgy