C
Don’t get sick this is America
Am
We like em young and healthy and strong
F
If you get sick in America
G
Ask yourself what you did wrong

C
True Americans don’t get sick the
Am
Best among us are spared the worst
F
Leadin the world in health care spending
G
That’s why we say America First

C
If you need treatment in America
Am
Just use all that money you saved
F
Thank god there’s no socialism here
G
Who wants to live like a Scandanave
C
Iaaaan

            Am
His name is Jan
        F
He gets health insurance
                       G
Doesn’t have to have a job
                 C
What a lazy slob

C
Don’t be poor this is America
Am
Count yourself lucky you’re in the club
F
Why do you rely on the government
G
Surely you got a few nickels to rub

C
Quit your whining this is America
Am
You can get by on the minimum wage
F
Just make sure its all essential
G
Do you really need three meals a day

C
Pull yourself up by the bootstraps
Am
Grandpa he did it all himself
F
He worked hard so me and my father
G
Could inherit all that wealth
C
Ohhhhh
             Am
His name was Joe
   F
He busted up the unions
            G
They had to go
           C
Sorry folks

C
Don’t be black and vote in America
Am
We need to see ten forms of ID
F
Eight hour wait in a purple state
G
Small price to pay in the land of the free

C
If it ain’t broke then we won’t fix it
Am
Being here is amazing grace
F
Me and my friends we’re all colorblind
G
Stop making every thing about race

C
There’s no better place than America
Am
That’s the only thing to believe
F
Don’t complain this is America
G
If you don’t love her then you can leave
     C
Ohhhhh
            Am
There’s the door
F
Set your sail for some other
               G
Less beautiful shore
                       C
But who’s keeping score

C
Don’t be a woman in America
Am
At least not one that raises her voice
F
Smile more ladies you should be happy
G
You got every freedom but freedom of choice

C
No wonder you got so many exes
Am
You try to be a man and that just won’t do
F
There’s a big diff’rence between the sexes
G
And plenty of men’ll explain it to you

C
So what some men are misbehaving
Am
Boys will be boys what a shock
F
Supreme court justice and the president
G
That was all just locker room talk
C
Hey
     Am
It’s okay
      F
We’ve seen a nice increase in
          G
Executive pay
           C
Let us pray

C
My country tis of thee
Am
Sweet land of liberty
F
Of thee I sing
G             C
Of thee I sing