Em D A
Em D A


[Verse 1]
            Em
There was a fat man, he wasn't worried
            D                 A
Bout his condition, he wasn't married
     Em
Till one day he met a woman
        D                  A
That he liked from head to toe
           Em
So then he stopped all, all of the drinking
          D                  A
All the smoking, but then he bothered
           Em
Arroun' in town, visiting the bar beer
         D                  A
Well she loved him, but she dropped him


[Pre-Chorus]
D
Lo(oo oh oo oh oo oh)nely
Em
Christmas brother
D
Lo oo oh oo oh oh, say:


[Chorus]
Em           G
Now that I'm sober
    D             A
She don't want me back
Em            G
Now that it's over
    D            A
She don't give a crap


[Verse 2]
    Em
The fat man, he bought a batman
               D                 A
For his little nephew, he didn't like it
            Em
He shouted: drop in the crop on a little pot town
         D          A
A little shot and a little fot town
       Em
So the fat man, he got exited
           D                            A
He started shouting, through the walkie talkie
           Em
Arroun' in town, then he got fired
             D               A
Cause he was smelling up the taxi


[Pre-Chorus]
D
Lo(oo oh oo oh oo oh)nely
Em
Christmas brother
D
Lo oo oh oo oh oh, say:


[Chorus]
Em           G
Now that I'm sober
    D             A
She don't want me back
Em            G
Now that it's over
    D         A
I'm losing my track

Em           G
Now that I'm sober
    D            A
She don't give a crap


[Bridge]
          Em      C    G   D
I don't belong to some drunky
         Em           C    G D
I did no wrong please come lady
           Em        C        G D
You got me wrong I'm not your honey
            Em       C   G    D
What have I done someone help me


[Pre-Chorus]
D
Lo(oo oh oo oh oo oh)nely
Em
Christmas brother
D
Lo oo oh oo oh oh, say:


[Chorus]
Em           G
Now that I'm sober
    D             A
She don't want me back
Em            G
Now that it's over
    D            A
She don't give a crap

Em           G
Now that I'm sober
    D             A
She don't want me back
Em            G
Now that it's over
    D         A     Em
I'm losing my track