Emma Dilemma's in trouble again
Two fellas caught in her fishnet web
Half of her's in Manchester
Half of her's in Spain
Emma Dilemma's in trouble again

She's in hot hot water
Just how she likes it
This whole show's all hers
But you're all invited

Oh, Emma Dilemma
Oh, going hell for leather
She can't run forever
I can let them get her
Emma Dilemma

Mister milkman
You're not so safe
She'll pour you in the morning
All over her cornflakes

She haunts the cemetery
Gates down at the horse and jockey
They want her head on a plate

Oh, Emma Dilemma
Oh, going hell for leather
She can't run forever
I can let them get her
My Emma Dilemma
My Emma Dilemma

She'll burn down this chemical town
And blow the Policeman a kiss
She'll eat the screws up for breakfast
And lick her fingers afterwards

Emma Dilemma