[Intro] Am  F  C  G
        Am  F  C  G

     Am        F
I break the ice
              C   G
So they don't seem my size
        Am         F
And I have to be nice
            C       G
Or I'll be the next punch line

Am                    F
I'm just the best friend in Hollywood
Movies
 C             G
Who only exists to continue the story
 Am
The girl gets the guy while I'm
F
Standing offscreen
      C               G
So I'll wait for my cue to be comedic Relief

Am                F
Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busy
  C                     G
If I don’t answer now, are they still

Gonna need me?
Am                F
Can’t be too proud and can’t think I’m Pretty
     C             G
Do they keep me around so their flaws

Just seem silly?

        Am    F
I say I'm okay
              C  G
Cause they wouldn't care anyway
           Am        F
And I could try to explain
          C
But my effort's in vein, they can't
 G
Relate to how

      Am                F
I’ve drawn out in sharpie where I’d

Take the scissors
  C                        G
If that’s what it took for me to look In the mirror
     Am            F
I’ve done every diet to make me look Thinner
 C                 G
So why do I still feel so goddammn Inferior

Am                F
Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busy
  C                     G
If I don’t answer now, are they still

Gonna need me?
Am                F
Can’t be too proud and can’t think I’m Pretty
     C             G
Do they keep me around so their flaws

Just seem silly?

         Am        F
Life of the fat funny friend
         C       G
Life of the fat funny friend

      Am            F
It's funny when I think a guy likes me
      C
And it's funny when I'm the one who
G
Says let's go to eat
          Am
It's  funny when I'm asked to go
F
Out on halloween
 C                G
Dresses and thigh highs while I hide my Body

Am                F
Can’t be too loud and can’t be too busy
  C                     G
If I don’t answer now, are they still

Gonna need me?
Am                F
Can’t be too proud and can’t think I’m Pretty
     C             G
Do they keep me around so their flaws

Just seem silly?

         Am        F
Life of the fat funny friend
         C       G
Life of the fat funny friend

         Am        F
Life of the fat funny friend
         C       G
Life of the fat funny friend

     Am                 F
I’ve drawn out in sharpie where I’d
         C
Take the scissors