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G
I’m hungover
       E
It’s valentine’s day morning
Am                     D                       G
What a perfect day to continue my courting of you
           D              Am
We’ve been dating for so long
       D
I love you
     G                         E
And in the local drugstore I feel a bit like moses
Am                               D
Walking through a red sea of greeting cards and roses
    G           E         Am                D
Oh If I’d only known what you were up to or who
        G                      E
Cause I brought you the paper, I brought you the news
Am                            D
I brought you some of that Odwalla green juice
G                            Am                    D
That you seemed to like cause you know how I like you
        G                               E
But now haven’t you seen the paper haven’t you seen the news
                   Am
Now there’s something I’ve got to say and I’ve got to
D
Say it to you
G                     Am                   D
What do you send when flowers just won’t do?
                               G
Let’s stop cheating on each other
E                              Am      D
Let’s stop cheating on each other (woah)
                                G
Let’s stop cheating on each other
E                               Am
Let’s stop cheating on each other
D                G
This valentine’s day

E Am D

G              E
I came over to borrow a loofah
Am                      D
How was I to know you would be schtupping her?
G                              Am
I guess it’s kind of weird and maybe too soon for ya
       D
I know
G                           E
Don’t get me wrong I mean I know you’re an Aries
           Am                             D
And you’ve got commitment issues and you get kinda scary off your meds
G                       Am
I think I like it but I like it because
D
On some level I like to create emotional distractions in my life

to prevent myself from dealing with my real issues
                               G
Let’s stop cheating on each other
E                              Am      D
Let’s stop cheating on each other (woah)
                                G
Let’s stop cheating on each other
E                               Am
Let’s stop cheating on each other
D
‘cause the community
G
Isn’t that big
          Am                D
And they will always find out
           G                   E
Let’s stop cheating on each other
          Am             D
And just break up right now
                               G
I mean, we're not even thirty yet
                        G      E
I mean, we're not even 25, or 24 or 23
               Am                     D
But I’ll stop cheating on you if you stop cheating on me
G                             E
Don’t get me wrong I’m not opposed to being poly
Am                                          D
But I think that we should talk before you go

and screw somebody else!
                  G
Stop cheating on me!
Am D
                                G
Let’s stop cheating on each other
                                Am
Let’s stop cheating on each other
                                G
Let’s stop cheating on each other
                                D
Let’s stop cheating on each other
                                G
Let’s stop cheating on each other
                                Am
Let’s stop cheating on each other
                                E
Let’s stop cheating on each other
                                G
(Let’s stop cheating on each other)
     G    D          G
And happy valentine’s day!