Am  D  Am

Am
Na-na-na-na na na-na-na

Am  D  Am
       One-two-three

         Am7
Na-na-na-na na na-na-na
         Fmaj7/C
Na-na-na-na na na-na-na
         D7/F#
Na-na-na-na na na-na-na
           Am    Am7
Na-na-naaa-na

[Verse 1]

    D7
I'm sick of all this scratching around
                             Am              Am7
I'm calling Fred to come and give me a hand
         D7
He's the queen of all the shops where he shops
                             Am                 Am7
And he's the king of all the scene to be seen

[Hook]

D7
Skinima Nosebreak
C                 Am  Am7  Am  Am7
Fatima Toothpaste
D7
Penelope Cheapskate
C
Pamela Farmgate

[Chorus]
             Am                      Am7
We're taking egg shaped Fred for tea
                Fmaj7/C
We'll make them sit strategically
                 D7/F#
We'll test their egg-ability
                Am    Am7
We'll make them meet

[Verse 2]

D7
He only wants to get in your kecks
                        Am              Am7
So he can carry out his own little test
D7
He only wants to get in your pants
                               Am                Am7
Because he knows that you have played in a band

[Hook]

D7
Skinima Nosebreak
C                 Am  Am7  Am  Am7
Fatima Toothpaste
D7
Penelope Cheapskate
C
Pamela Farmgate

[Chorus]
             Am                      Am7
We're taking egg shaped Fred for tea
                Fmaj7/C
We'll make them sit strategically
                 D7/F#
We'll test their egg-ability
                Am    Am7
We'll make them meet (ha-ha-ha-ha)

[Bridge]

          Fmaj7/C
Mavis she knows
          G
Mavis she knows
          D7                C
She's got all these things around her
                 Fmaj7/C
All things to no men
               G
She see you in hell
                    D      C
I'll go shopping instead
                 Fmaj7/C      Em
He will send his centipede to sort ya'
                       Fmaj7/C             Fmaj7 G Am
He stretched it out to make it two foot taller

[Interlude]

Am  Am7 Am  Am7 Am  Am7 Am  Am7

[Chorus]
             Am                      Am7
We're taking egg shaped Fred for tea
                Fmaj7/C
We'll make them sit strategically
                 D7/F#
We'll test their egg-ability
                Am    Am7
We'll make them meet

[Otro]

         Am7
Na-na-na-na na na-na-na
         Fmaj7/C
Na-na-na-na na na-na-na
         D7/F#
Na-na-na-na na na-na-na
           Am    Am7
Na-na-naaa-na
         Am7
Na-na-na-na na na-na-na
         Fmaj7/C
Na-na-na-na na na-na-na
         D7/F#
Na-na-na-na na na-na-na
           Am    Am7
Na-na-naaa-na