[Intro] C

[Primera Parte]

C            Am
School is a scam
F
College is fake
C             Am
Your job is a joke
F
My brain's an egg

C            Am
The cake's a lie
F
Here eyes a mess
C             Em
And all my plans
            F    G
Are just a guess

[Estribillo]

C     Am             F          G
Now I never want to see another movie again
C   G     F          G
Uh oh I never even saw him comin
C     Am             F          G
Now I never want to see another movie again
C        Em
Uh oh I never even saw him comin
F          G                      C
Uh oh I never even saw him comin

[Segunda Parte]

C          Am            F   
We all forget why we feel
C          Am                F
And we all earn what we steal
C            Am               F
But when you laugh in my face
C               Em                F  G
It's 'cause you think this is real

[Estribillo]

C     Am             F          G
Now I never want to see another movie again
C   G     F          G
Uh oh I never even saw him comin
C     Am             F          G
Now I never want to see another movie again
C        Em
Uh oh I never even saw him comin
F          G                      C
Uh oh I never even saw him comin

[Puente]

F          G              Am   Em
Nothing prepares you for adulthood
F           G          Am     Em
I want to be a limousine machine
F            G           Am  Em
I'm always living in a suitcase
F          G                C
My fingernails laugh at me

[Terceira Parte]

C           Am            F
So please rely on my words
C           Am             F
While I make love to myself
C           Am                 F
Then put this whole thing away
C                 Em          F  G
Just like a book on your shelf

[Estribillo]

C     Am            F           G
Now I never want to see another movie again
C   G     F          G
Uh oh I never even saw him comin
C     Am            F           G
Now I never want to see another movie again
C         Em   
Uh oh I never even saw him comin
F        G    
Uh oh I never even saw him comin
C         Em   
Uh oh I never even saw him comin
F        G    
Uh oh I never even saw him comin
C         Em   
Uh oh I never even saw him comin
F        G    
Uh oh I never even saw him comin
C         Em   
Uh oh I never even saw him comin
F        G    
Uh oh I never even saw him comin