I kissed a girl last night that I had barely met
I think we went to her room, but I honestly forget
My dad says to live young and to leave with no regrets
But momma always says to stay away from Juliet

And then I woke up in a hotel lobby
Walked home with my legs still wobbly
Now I gotta tell my mum I'm sorry
I was at (another) hotel party
Should I tell her how I rode that Harley
She wouldn't like it, but I wish she saw me
I'll never let her know I drink Bacardi
She hates to hear about the hotel parties

I hope they never find that stash under my bed
Or see me and my friends out drinking lighting cigarettes
Cause if they knew my secrets I know they would be a wreck
So I'll just keep these stories in my head until I'm dead

Because I woke up in a hotel lobby
Walked home with my legs still wobbly
Now I gotta tell my mum I'm sorry
I was at (another) hotel party
Should I tell her how I rode that Harley
She wouldn't like it, but I wish she saw me
I'll never let her know I drink Bacardi
She hates to hear about the hotel parties

Staying out till 3 at least I made some memories
Ooh, it's bittersweet
But maybe I should get some sleep

Because I woke up in a hotel lobby
Walked home with my legs still wobbly
Now I gotta tell my mum I'm sorry
I was at (another) hotel party
Should I tell her how I rode that Harley
She wouldn't like it, but I wish she saw me
I'll never let her know I drink Bacardi
But I was at another hotel party