She laughs at your jokes
She don't tell you no
You walk in half past three
She's just glad you got home

She don't put on no makeup
And don't bleach her hair
And she wouldn't be caught dead in
The clothes that I wear

She don't get mad
She don't get mean
She let's you be right
When you're wrong as can be
I know why you like her
She's sweet and she's simple
She's like me without
The bells and the whistles

Her heart ain't on the highway
She's steady, she's sure
She don't ask many questions
She thinks less is more

She don't come with the spotlight
She'll wait around all day long
And you don't have to worry
You'll wind up in a song

She don't get mad
She don't get mean
She let's you be right
When you're wrong as can be
I know why you like her
She's sweet and she's simple
She's like me without
The bells and the whistles

She's smart and sentimental
Quiet, calm and gentle
I'm a lot of things
But damn, I ain't simple

She don't get mad
She don't get mean
She let's you be right
When you're wrong as can be
I know why you like her
She's sweet and she's simple
She's like me without
The bells and the whistles

I'm not me without
The bells and the whistles