C*    ~    ~  C* ~  ~      C*   ~     Em*  C*
Today's just so wonderful, I feel like chuckling
N.C.
Ha ha ha!
C* ~   ~   C* ~  ~ C*   ~    ~ Em* C*
I feel all fuzzy inside like a duckling,
            C    D
full of...Tarantulas!
    G            A
And now that I'm here,
  C*           D*
tonight.. it's gonna get..
C*
WEIRD!

~ ~ C* ~ ~ C* ~ ~

C* Em    C*
HA HA HA HA!

C* ~ ~ C* ~ ~ C* ~ ~ Em* C*

[Verse 1]
F                        D
Look at these creatures, not enough features
G                         E
Cats should breathe fire, bears should sing choir
Am            C
(choir noises idk)
C
(Spoken: Hmm! Very nice!)
F                   D
Look at this tower, under my power!
G                     E                Am   C
Look at these people, puny and feeble! (Woo hoo!)


[Verse 2]
      F*  ~    ~ F* ~ ~   Dm* ~  ~  E*   Am*
Look, I'm just a triangle trying to save you
F*   ~   ~ F* ~    ~ Dm* ~ E*   Am*
From the delusions society gave you
D           F#m
Gravity's a lie!
Am        E
So is the sky
F            F#m         F#          C
Trust in the all-seeing, all-knowing EYE!

C* ~ ~ C* ~ ~ C* ~ ~


Em* C*
HA  HA!

         C* ~ ~ C* ~ ~ C* ~ ~ Em* C*
(Spoken: WOO! AW MAN! THIS IS CRAZY!)


[Verse 3]
F
Look at this money!
D
Who's that, honey?
G                        E
Look throughout history, how could you miss me?

         Am              C
(Spoken: Seriously, I am ALL over the place!)

F
Look at this weather,
D
I could do better!
G
Mandelbrot rainbows!
E
Screaming tornadoes!

Am      C
Ba Bada Ba Ba Bada!

F                   D
Look at this loser, drinking coffee!
G
(sips)

N.C.
Hmm ..Now it's decaf!

Am
(spits)

C
HAHAHAHAHA!

F
Look at these people,
D
calling me evil!
G
Right back at ya,
E
Now you're all statues!
Am      C
Ba Bada Ba Ba Bada

[Verse 5]
F              A             Dm
EVERYTHING YOU KNOW HAS DISAPPEADD 
     Fm
IT'S GONNA GET
C
WEIRD