C                 G            F                 G            C G F G
Talking about the Moron Bros', tattooed fingers, tattooed toes
        C       G               F
They're idiots, losers, they're scum
C                   C G F
Taking advantage of everyone
C         G                  F
You're a dog, they're your fleas
C                            C      G F     C G F   C F G
Doing everything they can to spread disease
C         G                  F
They'll take your beer, they'll take your drugs
C                   C G F
Leave you with microscopic drugs
       C          G                  F
Their company is something you won't miss
C                       C      G    F
When your ice trays are filled with piss


[Interlude]
C G F
C G F G


[Chorus 1]
C            G              F
They are the Moron Brothers
            G              C
Don't get along with others
              G              F
They are the Moron Brothers
            G
Don't get along with others

[power chords]
C              G               F
 They'll whine,  they'll bitch, they'll fuck you if you're rich
C              G              F                                   G
 They'll leach, they'll latch, they are the itch you can't scratch
C       G          F  G
doo do doo do doo dum
C       G
doo do do do doo
F      G
doo do do do doo


[Verse 2]
C                     G
They'll ink your face, tape your eyelids closed
F                                 G
Tabasco's in your mouth, There's mustard up your nose
C                                G
When your head is shaved you'll think the worst has passed
F
Just try to move your leg
        G                 C G F G
They've put you in a cast


[Chorus 2]
C            G              F
They are the Moron Brothers
            G              C
Don't get along with others
              G              F
They are the Moron Brothers
            G              C
Don't get along with others
         G      F                C
They may  not go down in history
                G            F
But they'll go down on your sister