I'm not feeling so well, I'm not feeling so well
Like a rollercoaster ride in my personal hell
I'm not feeling so well, I'm not feeling so well
Got the rumbles and the grumbles, can't you tell?

Went out for some tacos, thought I'd treat myself right
Now I'm stuck in a bathroom, praying for daylight
Is it the salsa? I asked with a frown
But that ghost pepper's haunting me, won't let me down
Tried to blame it on gluten, but it's me in denial
Every bite's a gamble, it's a gastro-ontestinal trial
Friends are out dancing while I'm stuck in this stall
I'm thinking, is it too late for a recall?

I'm not feeling so well, I'm not feeling so well
Like a rollercoaster ride in my personal hell
I'm not feeling so well, I'm not feeling so well
Got the rumbles and the grumbles, can't you tell?

Doctor said more fiber keep things moving along
But when I tried to eat veggies, my gut sang a song
Broccoli's a monster, it's a green leafy foe
It's the king of the chaos, putting on quite a show
Every time I go out, I'm checking the menu
Do they have a bathroom? That's my biggest venue
I'm the king of the restroom, the throne's my domain
Making bathroom humor like it's my claim to fame

I'm not feeling so well, I'm not feeling so well
Like a rollercoaster ride in my personal hell
I'm not feeling so well, I'm not feeling so well
Got the rumbles and the grumbles, can't you tell?

So here's to my struggles and my gut's crazy game
I'll laugh through the pain, it's all part of the fame
So if you're feeling queasy, just know you're not alone
We'll dance through the chaos together on the throne

I'm not feeling so well, I'm not feeling so well
Like a rollercoaster ride in my personal hell
I'm not feeling so well, I'm not feeling so well
Got the rumbles and the grumbles, can't you tell?