She let me in, her smile was sweet candles were lit, the vibe was heat
I took my coat, she said relax tonight's a little treat
But something hit me, smelled like old lunch her feet so strong, so foul
It crept around like death on prowl
My nose went numb, my stomach growled
I tried to chill but couldn't fake a smile
That scent was fish and dirty, rank and vile

Why it smelled like salmon in here
I came for love but now it's fear y eyes went wide
I swear that stench just climbed inside my ear
I'm holding back but girl it's crystal clear

I poured some wine, I took a sip
The funk so thick it made me trip
I fought to breathe, she licked her lips and tried to take a grip
But girl that smell made my whole body flip
I tried to stay but every breath screamed run away
She smiled and asked if I would stay
I lied and nodded, yeah I'm feeling great
But that aroma sealed my stinking fate

She leaned in close, eyes full of dreams
Said you and me were meant to be
She grabbed my hand, I felt a spark
Or maybe it was steam I swore I'd push past everything extreme
She whispered soft, let's make tonight a fairytale
I'm thinking girl you're shipped unsailed
I pulled her close, ignored my pride and fear
Then gagged and gasped, the stench was in her ear

Oh, why it smelled like salmon in here
I came for love but now it's fear my face turned pale
I swear that stink just shifted into gear
I'm praying lord get me up outta here

I tried to stand, my knees gave out
The smell was loud, it screamed and shouted
She kissed my cheek, I hit the floor and crawled my way right out
Her body funk just flipped the night to doubt
The date was done, I made it out I damn near ran
No second chance, no second plan
Her number block deleted, crystal clear
Next time I'm bringing nose plugs, that's sincere

Why it smelled like salmon in here
I came for love but now it's fear
The vibe was dead I swear her funk was coming outta her ear
I ran so fast, I damn near disappeared

So fellas learn, don't trust the scent
Perfume and fish don't pay the rent
Just trust your nose, if love is real
You'll smell the heaven scent
If you smell like salmon, get outta there my friend