E
Two California valley boys
E                        A
The very best of friends
E
They used to go on dates with girls
E                          A
But now they don't pretend
A            E
After trying to deny it
A          E
They went ahead and tried it
A                                      B
Couldn't believe how excellent it felt


[Chorus]
N.C.          E
It's no bogus journey
                        A
It's their hearts' true yearning
A             E
It's time for Bill & Ted's
A        B                   E E E E A
Homosexual adventure to begin


[Verse 2]
E
In the garage
E                        A
They're practicing their guitar solos
E
But in the bedroom
E                     A
They're practicing on one another
A          E
School was such a pain
A             E
What a way to waste your brain
A                      E
'Cause you know what's on their minds
A         B
Hey dude, 69!



[Bridge]
A               E
They might seem kind of dumb
A               E
But they're not rubes
A                   E
They got each other by the pubes
A                E
Squeezing on one another's tubes
A           E
One's dark, one is blond
A                  E
Day and night they get it on
A                E
They got condoms in their pockets
A              B
Plug into each other's sockets


[Verse 3]
E
They learned from Socrates
E                        A
And other ancient Greeks
E
The art of homo love
E                    A
And sexual techniques
A            E
They may not be too bright
A             E
But they know what they like
A                  B
A love affair most triumphant


[Chorus]
N.C.          E
It's no bogus journey
                        A
It's their hearts' true yearning
A             E
It's time for Bill & Ted's
A        B                 E E E E A
Homosexual adventure to begin