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[Verse 1]
G                  Am
Someday when I'm a better man than this
C                                      G
I'll listen to this stack of folk punk demos
G                               D
I'll be eating apples and vegetables and shit by then
C                                G
I'll breathe in more oxygen than smoke
G                                   
I won't reference books that I haven't read
D
Or that I read so doped up that I couldn't talk
C
I'll learn to like animals
G
Even your fucking dog
D
Dah dah dah. 
C
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[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
G                  D
Someday when I'm a better man than this
C                                                   G
I'll tell this cop to his face that he's a fucking pig
G
I'll be pulling jail breaks and shit
D                                   C
Sending nail files in your birthday cakes
C                                   G
Metal spoons to dig a tunnel bit by bit
G
I won't be able to give you a ride to work
          D
Because I sold the car to print consent zines
C                                    G
For every high school kid in the country
D
Dah dah dah. 
C                       G
Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah