[Primera Parte]

G            D          Em
Jeff found a genie in a bottle
           C                           D
Who said, "I can give you anything you ask
        G                 D
You can have your wishes, three
      Em
And a million more for free
       C            D             G
It's unlimited just set me to the task"

[Segunda Parte]

      G             D                    Em
Well, Jeff thought awhile, said, "I want houses
       C                          D
I want boats, I want fancy modern art
       G              D
I want tickets to the MET
       Em
I want my own private jet
      C           D                G
And a rocket into space just for a start!"

[Tercera Parte]

          G               D                Em
Well, the genie waved her arms and made it happen
    C                          D
His every wish bolted from the blue
    G              D
And folks all over town
     Em
Grew enamored, gathered 'round
     C                D               G
To admire the man who wishes had come true

[Estribillo]

                  C               D           G
They said, "Let's hear it for the man who has everything
        C              D           Em
By good fortune he was set so far apart
           C           D              G
Yeah let's hear it for Jeff who's got everything
           C          D           G
‘Cause his wishes are only at the start"

[Cuarta Parte]

      G                D                  Em
Well, Jeff heard their shouts and he grew worried
          C                         D
He said, "Everybody's getting in my way"
          G           D
The genie smiled as before
              Em
"You've got a million wishes more
        C           D             G
You can even give a bunch of them away"

[Quinta Parte]

      G           D               Em
Well, Jeff got confused and sorta quiet
        C                                   D
'Til he finally said, "I have just one wish more
G         D
I am satisfied
     Em
So I wish that you would die
       C            D         G
So you cannot grant wishes anymore"

[Sexta Parte]

          G                D               Em
Well, the genie's eyes got big and sad and shiny
         C                              D
‘Til she finally said, "Your wish is my command"
            G            D
And with an effervescent sigh
        Em
She disappeared before his eyes
       C                D             G
And no wishes were ever granted there again

[Estribillo]

         C               D           G
So let's hear it for the man who has everything
        C              D           Em
By good fortune he was set so far apart
           C           D              G
Yeah let's hear it for Jeff who's got everything
      C              D              G
Every single fucking thing except a heart