Am  C                      F
    Do you know why you're lonely?

G                       G7        C
    It's because you're fat and gay

Am  C                      F
    Girls don't choose the nice guys

             G
And you're a nice guy

           G7         C
But you're fat and fucking gay

Am     C                       F
   And why don't girls see the inside?

        G
Oh they do

         G7              C
And they see that you're still fat and gay


There's no such thing as the

Am          C        F
Friendzone, friendzo-one

         G                         G7
The only reason that you're lonely

                  C
Is because you're fat and gay


There's no such thing as the

Am          C        F
Friendzone, friendzo-one

         G                         G7
The only reason that you're lonely (b0ss)

                  C
Is because you're fat and gay