Am  C                      Dm
    Do you know why you're lonely?
G                       G7      C
    It's because you're fat and gay.
Am  C                      Dm
    Girls don't choose the nice guys.
                 G                    G7             C
    And you're a nice guy, but you're fat and you're fucking gay.
Am      C                       Dm
    And why don't girls see the inside?
            G           G7              C
    Oh they do and they see that you're still fat and gay.

                                 Am           C            Dm
|:  There's no such thing as the friend zone, friend zone.
             G                       G7                   C
    The only reason that you're lonely, is because you're fat and gay. :|