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[A A A D A A A D A A A D]

E                                  A
Eating magic mushrooms ain't for me

E                               A
Or getting all screwed up on LSD

D                                 A
Or eating bean sprouts all day long

D                           A
Or smoking pot out of a bong

D                        A
Wearin' flowers in my hair

D                        A
And having dirty underwear


E                            D                  A
I don't wanna be a granola-head  -  refrão(2x)



E                                           A
Whacked-out hippies brains are scrambled eggs

E                              A
Ugly chicks with very hairy legs

D                           A
I think I'd rather be at home

D                      A
Listening to the Ramones

D                              A
Or hanging out and getting drunk

D                          A
With a bunch of useless punks


refrão (2x)


E              A
Oh can't you see

E             A
It's not for me

D                               A
Eating bean sprouts all day long

D                           A
And smoking pot out of a bong

D                         A
Wearing flowers in my hair

D                        A
And having dirty underwear

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