G               C
I was eating a mexican place with
       D
Some friends and we were fixin' to go
              G              C
When I saw a girl I used to know
             D
Who did me wrong not long ago
       G                   C
Well, all at once I had a mean idea
   D
I looked at my buddies and smiled
              G
I said let's sit back down
            C
And have a few more rounds
     D
And stay for just a little while

[Interlude]
G  C D D

[Verse 2]
G                   C
Every time I eat foreign food
           D
It really tears my stomach up
             G                         C
So im gonna sit right here and drink beer
                  D
Until I have to take me a big ol' dump
      G                   C
I'll push her off of her bar stool
        D
And as soon as she hits the ground
G                     C            D
Im gonna stand right over her and pull my britches down

[Chorus]
          G      C                D
Im gonna sit on you and shit on you, That's what I'll do
          G      C                D              G   G
Im gonna sit on you and shit on you, I'll take a big fat shit on you


[Interlude]
G C D D

[Verse 3]
G                         C
I'll admit that was one good shit
      D
All runny cuz I had the squirts
          G
She was covered in turds
     C
And nobody said a word
       D
As I wiped my ass on her shirt
          G                C
I pulled my pants up everyone was in shock
        D
Nobody did or said a thing
      G                C
Then me and my buddies headed out the door
    D
and We just laughed and sang

[Chorus]
          G      C                D
Im gonna sit on you and shit on you, That's what I'll do
          G      C                D              G   G
Im gonna sit on you and shit on you, I'll take a big fat shit on you


[Solo]
G C D D x4

[Verse 4]

    G               C
So woman if treatin me like shit
    D
Is what you think you'll do
      G                     C
Then think about my nasty rottin ass
  D
Returnin the favour to you

[Chorus]
          G      C                D
Im gonna sit on you and shit on you, That's what I'll do
          G      C                D              G   G
Im gonna sit on you and shit on you, I'll take a big fat shit on you